What movies have not aged well?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Ah so!”

What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?

Goldfinger

Moonraker

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the best way to get over your ex?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What are some photos of female sexual organs?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Who are some of the best Korean Actresses?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

Are rich people harder workers than poor people as a whole?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

-J W Pepper

Why do people procrastinate and how can they stop?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Octopussy

I found out I have cancer—I have not told my family. We can’t afford the treatment anyway. Should I just say nothing and let nature take its course?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is it true that most Indian men are gay and they just hide their feelings?